IS THIS FOR REAL?
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THIS is for a certain person from the marine insurance community we overheard in Ball Brothers the other day. Put it this way: you were wrong, you won’t lose any weight that way and, anyway, all those spirits will get you so drunk you’ll end up putting on more weight because of all the curries and kebabs.
