IS THIS FOR REAL?
MOST VICTORIAN APPLICANT OF THE MONTH
In my aspiration to join your esteemed organization for enduring employment, which persistently looks frontward for young, dynamic and experienced marine professionals for shore based opportunity, you will find my credentials and career goals are directly in line with the post features as advertised seeking an experienced marine professional to coordinate this initiative of S&Q Manager.
CALORIES PER PINT
THIS is for a certain person from the marine insurance community we overheard in Ball Brothers the other day. Put it this way: you were wrong, you won’t lose any weight that way and, anyway, all those spirits will get you so drunk you’ll end up putting on more weight because of all the curries and kebabs.