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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
´I´ll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car´, said the male driver.
´No way, get stuffed´, replied the boy.
'How about a bag of lollies and £10?´ asked the driver
´I said no way´, replied the irritated youngster.
´What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?´ quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
´No, I´m not getting in the fricken car!´ answered the boy
´OK, I know what you want, I´ll give you £100 and a bag of lollies´, the driver offered.
´NO,´ screamed the boy.
´What will it take to get you into the car?´ asked the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied, ´Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it.´
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