FORGET Wikileaks, read what schoolchildren have been writing about in 2010:
History: In wartime, children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.
Maths: The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls Santa on his slay.
History: Sometimes in the war they take prisoners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps.
Religious Studies: A mosque is a kind of church. The main difference is its roof is doomed.
And again: I asked my mum why we said "old men" at the end of prayers at the end of skool. I don't know any old men apart from grandpa.
Maths: If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel. (We couldn't agree more!)
