We noticed that poor old Roman Abramovich, billionaire owner of Chelsea FC, no longer owns the world's largest yacht (sniff).
His enormous yacht Eclipse has been beaten to the title by the Azzam which is a cool 57ft longer. Thought to be owned by a Middle Eastern billionaire (these boys and their toys…), the Azzam is estimated to have cost £400 million.
We hope Mr. Abramovich can cope with this step down in status.